denial!

Sugarcoffeemeltdown!

So I had pancakes with like a load of whipped cream and gigantic pile of fruit for breakfast over a few cups of coffee. All the sugar plus the fact that I’ve been cutting down on my coffee intake for a few weeks means I basically went bouncing-off-the-walls batshit when Michael and I got home. After melting down for a half an hour, I started running around and giggling like a maniac and pestering Michael to make more coffee. He tried to say no, but I hugged him and wouldn’t let go while pleading for coffee between incoherent giggles. He was like, “this is what I’ve always imagined having a live koala on my back would be like,” and I was like “aiiiiiieeeee!” But he made me coffee and now I’m on the floor programming and it’s ALL the colors, you guys!!

Why Abortion is Moral

feministilicious:

Why Abortion is Moral

All of the arguments against abortion boil down to six specific questions. The first five deal with the nature of the zygote-embryo-fetus growing inside a woman’s womb. The last one looks at the morality of the practice. These questions are:

(Source: picatso)

via stfuconservatives / 3 years ago / 941 notes /
They make it seem like a social issue, like you see someone stand up on a talk show and say ‘How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?’ Eh, I don’t know, it’s your shitty kid, you fucking tell him, why is that anyone else’s problem? Two men are in love but they can’t get married because you don’t want to talk to your ugly child for five fucking minutes?
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Louis CK (via weshouldwritepornography)

This is from Louis’ stand-up special Shameless, I think. The transcribed quotation doesn’t do him justice; this guy is so funny.

(via iamaffably)

via stfuconservatives / 3 years ago / 2,607 notes /

When people think the goal of pointing out privilege is to make folks feel “guilty”…

stfufauxminists:

NO. NO. IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU OR YOUR FEE FEES. IT’S ABOUT ENDING FUCKING OPPRESSION.

No one wants you to feel guilty - they want you to feel informed. They want you to feel incensed that others don’t have the same rights and privileges as you, not indignant that someone of a marginalized group had the audacity to say it to you and it made you feel a twinge of badness or one fucking second.

Seriously. STFU.

via stfufauxminists / 3 years ago / 217 notes /
OF ALL THE PLACES THE INTERNET IS THE BEST PLACE BECAUSE KITTIES+BABYCHICKS
kittenskittenskittens:

chillin’ with some chicks.

OF ALL THE PLACES THE INTERNET IS THE BEST PLACE BECAUSE KITTIES+BABYCHICKS

kittenskittenskittens:

chillin’ with some chicks.

via kittenskittenskittens / 3 years ago / 293 notes /
0hsoallison:

You guys probably need this picture of kittens right now, huh?

0hsoallison:

You guys probably need this picture of kittens right now, huh?

(Source: inspirationnevergetsold)

via cakeskeleton / 3 years ago / 870 notes /

sounds like a new class project to me!

morninggloria:

List of companies that I could start:

1. A consulting company wherein expectant parents give me potential names for their offspring and I go down the list and brainstorm all of the ways elementary school kids could make fun of that name. From this list, I’ll organize the name picks from “most…

This baby name idea is really cool! I could think of a couple of things, like crawling Twitter/blogs/FB and finding instances of particular first names and visualizing positive/negative-sentiment phrases that refer to them. It could make kind of a neat quick-ish project using some horrible-to-compile-but-you-get-used-to-it NLP package for resolving what phrases refer to the name in question.

via egryan / 3 years ago / 79 notes /
betterbooktitles:

George Orwell: 1984

betterbooktitles:

George Orwell: 1984

via betterbooktitles / 3 years ago / 445 notes /

Our Prenup

tomyhusband:

Sudden interest in Two And A Half Men by either party shall render our marriage null and void.

Why is everyone hating on Two and a Half Men? I bet it’s the same people who complain about The Fifth Element. Very sad.

 
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